Tag: funny
group name: thepostsoflife
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February 06, 2008 11:08 PM EST --
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. . . . more
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February 10, 2008 10:48 AM EST --
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and . . . more
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February 25, 2008 07:10 AM EST --
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's . . . more
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March 02, 2008 07:01 PM EST --
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still . . . more
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March 11, 2008 06:41 AM EST --
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could . . . more
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March 13, 2008 07:27 AM EST --
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going . . . more
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March 14, 2008 08:56 PM EST --
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first . . . more
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March 15, 2008 10:21 PM EST --
Upon arriving home from work one evening, a man entered the kitchen. His wife was at the stove, preparing dinner.
Sniffing the air, he says, "That smells good!"
"I'm . . . more
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April 29, 2008 07:01 AM EDT --
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming . . . more
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March 11, 2008 09:43 PM EST --
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" . . . more
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March 16, 2008 09:29 PM EST --
I just HAD to share this with you guys not becuase it was an actual healing but because it was sooooo funny that I couldn't not share it.
Yesterday....I awoke with a fever and felt horrible. I . . . more
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February 16, 2008 01:56 AM EST --
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, . . . more
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February 16, 2008 02:23 AM EST --
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then . . . more
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March 26, 2008 06:30 PM EST --
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the
reception was excellent.
. . . more
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July 31, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for
president. She was right on with this one!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in . . . more
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April 08, 2008 02:12 PM EDT --
Name one SONG that INSTANTLY makes you HAPPY...or at least SMILE......LOL.
It can be any kind, rock, oldies, country, pop hits of the 80's, 70's, 60's, 50's, 40's, . . . more
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August 13, 2008 03:46 PM EDT --
The Texas Republican party just had it's
convention in Houston and sold this T-Shirt.
Gotta love that----
I PERSONALLY DON'T LIKE ANY OF . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:42 AM EDT --
IDIOT SIGHTINGS REPORTED - ARE YOU ON THE LIST?
When I moved to a new address I went to the post office to change my address and get the keys to the new mail box. I was told that they . . . more
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April 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT --
This YouTube had me laughing my ass off even after it was over, just thinking about these guys cracks me up still...
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June 30, 2008 10:16 AM EDT --
Subject: Is It NBA Or NFL?
No wonder our country is in a mess!
Is It NBA Or NFL?
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