Tag: jokes
group name: thepostsoflife
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April 10, 2008 12:58 PM EDT --
I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
Oh,I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her . . . more
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April 12, 2008 02:56 AM EDT --
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker . . . more
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April 15, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1)The three little words are:
'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and
walking off (instead of hanging-up . . . more
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April 16, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
WHEN THE TIME COMES, THERE WILL BE NO NURSING HOMES FOR US. WE ARE CHECKING INTO THE HOLIDAY INN.
With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day, there is a . . . more
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April 22, 2008 08:38 PM EDT --
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:26 AM EDT --
COURT SETS ATHEISTS' HOLIDAY
Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the judge!
In Florida , an atheist became incensed over the preparation . . . more
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April 23, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen . . . more
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April 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation . . . more
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April 28, 2008 12:09 AM EDT --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
enabling . . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:35 PM EST --
Having a Colonoscopy is no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while . . . more
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April 01, 2008 05:57 PM EST --
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a
falsehood anyway, but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT . . . more
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April 03, 2008 05:03 PM EST --
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven.
It was wonderful for drying . . . more
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April 09, 2008 05:41 PM EDT --
VERY IMPORTANT BIRTHDAY REMINDER
This week we celebrate a special birthday !
Monica Lewinsky turned 34.
Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling
around the White . . . more
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April 09, 2008 10:34 PM EDT --
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of . . . more
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April 10, 2008 12:20 AM EDT --
MY 5 NEW BOYFRIENDS!
I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
. . . more
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April 10, 2008 09:29 PM EDT --
SHOOTING IN BUTTE , MONTANA
Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders:
Butte , Montana November 5, 2007
Two illegal aliens, . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:57 AM EDT --
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No beer, No bars, No radio, No television, No Playboy or Penthouse,
No Teasers, . . . more
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April 12, 2008 11:18 AM EDT --
Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government . . . more
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April 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT --
This is so Funny & obviously written by a Former
MARINE
New Direction for any war : Send . . . more
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April 15, 2008 12:36 PM EDT --
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending . . . more
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